Alright I am going to talk about something that has been bothering me for quite some time, Truck Nuts. Alright the first time I saw Truck Nuts I thought it was pretty funny but the more and more I see them the more and more I detest them. As someone with a truck I never seem to hear the end of the argument that a man needs to prove himself by the vehicle that he drives and a truck says nothing other than “I am manly so I have to drive a big truck”, which by the way I resent. Trucks are used to move and haul things, they are for use in practical applications and trust me I hate it when I see a large lifted truck that never has seen dirt or a heavily loaded bed.

Now keeping those comments in mind, it is extremely hard for me to defend a fellow truck owner when I see a synthetic scrotum dangling from his tow hitch…I mean honestly what are you saying when you mount that to your truck? I cannot take a person seriously who has mounted this abomination to his truck. But wait because most truck owners realize that these “truck accessories” are not exactly what they are looking for the makers of Truck Nuts feel that they can slap them onto anything with a motor, say a…LAWNMOWER?!?!

After seeing this I had to take 10 minutes to run outside screaming at the top of my lungs questioning the presence of some form of God in the Universe…I cannot go on.