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Ruh oh. Controversy is a brewin’! In the Saga of the Sharks Part Deux,, we learned that Sharky Clay was upset that he was not allowed to continue racing but the lady driving the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. CRX was. Now, if you’ve hung around the California LeMons races for any amount of time you know that Team D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F. is the Jack Russell of the series. They always punch about fifty pounds above their weight. Maybe one hundred. Translation: they is maniacs! Video below the jump.
True, this isn’t the crash involving the Shark. Rather it’s one of the Dubai-plated Datsun B210s — another team not exactly known for their clean living. Anywho, you can totally see the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.’s CRX choke the turn, punt the Datsun, put four off, spin, and crash into the seemingly innocent B210 once more for good measure. And not for nothing, but this is sort of what happened to Clay and the sharks — sort of. But let’s be real, this video proves the Sharks’ innocence the same way the glove vindicates OJ.
As Antonia said, “Clearly, we were innocent. I mean, clear as day. Really.” Personally, after hearing 45 variations on the same event including several that had our shark on it’s side or roof, all I know is how much I don’t know what really happened. We will always run with in car video from now on. Either it will prove our innocence or allow the team to collectively beat on the bad driver (which could easily be me).
Thanks Jonny for the support. We know you wouldn’t post it unless you believed it.
I was directly behind the CRX when it locked up it’s brakes and started getting fishy. I slammed my own brakes to keep from rear ending the CRX, but the shark gassed it left trying to pass us both. The CRX kept getting looser and finally went left just as the shark made the “pass”. Next thing I know the shark is crossing my path left-right with a wheel shoved under it’s hood.
I blame society.
I love Blanco Basura. It’s my favorite kind. And one of my favorite teams. Clearly, the shark should hang out with these upstanding and dignified members of race-iety. (Forget “society”–what do they know?). Clearly, Blanco Basura knows when to put on the brakes. That spells “TRASH” with a Capitol “C-L-A-S-S”.
Jesus, don’t you have some video from your roof cam to vindicate or damn me? For only you can pass judgment.
I wish I had the camera on for this.
Does nobody out there have this on tape? Up there it seemed like every car had video cameras, and I’ve been expecting to see this from multiple perspectives.
That’s it. It’s time for LeMons to be on TV so I can just Tivo the damn thing and watch it when I get home.