Is it safe to say that most of us car guys and girls have one brand that we are for the most part loyal to? I mean, I’m a Dodge man, and my best friend is a Ford guy. Naturally, we like to give each other a hard time when it comes to which brand is superior to the other. I put this list together with the help of Musclecarclub.com so that you all can have some ammo when it comes to brand superiority with your friends. And I hope they’re Anglophiles. Jump.

Lets start with some imports:

Acura: Another Crummy Useless Rotten Automobile

Audi: Another Ugly Deutshe Invention

VW Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck or Born Moderately Wealthy

Datsun: Detroit’s Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat Fix It Again, Tony

GEO: Get Out Everyone (personal favorite)

Honda: How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

Hyundai Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

Jaguar: Jags Are Guaranteed Unlimited Astronomical Repairs

Lotus Lots of Trouble, Usually Serious

Lucas Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices

MG Mechanized Garbage or Money Guzzler

MGB Might Go Backwards or Most Gears Broken

Porsche: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Toyota: Transportation OF Young Or Tasteless A**holes

VW: Virtually Worthless

Now for the domestics:

Buick Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter or Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

Ford: Fucked On Race Day or Fix Or Repair Daily or Found On Road Dead

Chevrolet Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Chevy: Crap Heap Enormously Vulnerable Yearly

MOPAR: Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

Mustang: Massively Ugly Shitpile That’s Always No Good or Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

Hope these helped, enjoy.