Chevrolet has never, in its long and storied history, made a Corvette incapable of doing a smoky, smoky burn out. I know this because once upon a time I was giving the keys to a ’77 with a four-speed automatic and exasperated V8 and told to entertain party goers. It did the job without issue. So why then did the owner of this 2007 Z06 have so much problem getting his iron to spin the rear rollers? Dunno, but this has to be the most blatant example of a Corvette owner being a moron we’ve ever seen. Hop the jump to see for yourself. [Source: Jalponik]