Americans are weirdos. Yeah, you. How do I know/why do I say that? Because according to all the car companies out there, we don’t want tiny little hatchbacks, we want tiny little sedans. No, really. See, over in socialist Yurp they not only have the sexy 5-door Fiesta that we’ll soon be getting here in God’s country, but they also have a cute little 3-door. Not us. Nope, for some inexplicable reason, the manufacturers are convinced that what we really want are teeny, weeny sedans. Er, make that weanie sedans. I’m just not sold. Jump for one more.

Our pal and budding spy photographer Domino Vitali caught this here Fiesta Sedan in Bloomfield Hills, north of Detroit. I’ll admit that the sedan’s stumpiness looks better from behind than the side, but still… do we really need a mini-sedan? Really? Your thoughts? And thanks once more to Domino for catching the camo.